There are a lot of men who think that they are “It.” They are “Da bomb” “The king of cool”, even “The Macdaddy”, if you like.
The facts:
I read once in a guy’s dating book that men like to let their women think that they (the women) are in control of the relationship; they are the “boss”. Really this is all a conspiracy; you of [...] Continue Reading…
95% of women are compulsive liars and the other 5% are probably nuns
Chances are you won’t date a nun in your lifetime, unless she’s in one of those twisted role play fantasies you try your best to deny.
There are exceptions.
So how does one deal with the typical food loving, insecurity driven, batshit insane girlfriend?
It really goes without saying what needs to be done to [...] Continue Reading…
For those really tall ones
Have you ever walked into a room, smile on your face as your underpants begin to moist?
I have, I have!
Now there’s no real need to deny it, we’ve all been there once or twice. It’s craigslist, god dammit these things are bound to happen. Moving along, you decide to make your way to the kitchen when [...] Continue Reading…
Quit it! :/
With the establishment of the site we here at SYB have been bombarded with daily essay long hate mails. People telling us to die, to stop backhanding women, to take the trash out ourselves and other things we hear far too much of. It’s an abomination to be honest. Now let me reiterate the fact that we do not hate women, because [...] Continue Reading…
Women need to be taught how to raise their kids
So you’re with your mistress outside, having a picnic. She’s prepared a nice meal and brought the safety free knives this time. All is well, which is definitely an improvement from last weeks dinner fiasco. You begin to progress into some romantic canoodling – mouth gags, ropes, you know the usual things. As you begin [...] Continue Reading…
Catch her off guard
We have covered most of the basic principles so now it is time to move on to some mind manipulation. Really fuck with her you know?
Situation:
You arrive home from a long day at the strip club. Seeing as you have spent your last few dollars on lap dances you are unable to purchase any McDonalds. But that’s okay right? Because dinner [...] Continue Reading…
“..He beats me quite often”
Seeing as we constantly exclaim that even men of high status backhand their women. Lawyers, actors, presidents, you name one and we’ll bring you a case stating that he slapped his bitch. Can’t think of any? Okay, how about the president of the United States? Not only does he beat his wife “quite often” but doesn’t mind when it is [...] Continue Reading…
Determining the right situation for a backhand
Before we progress to next weeks backhand lesson, I think we should analyze the potential situations you may be faced with and which ones do and do not require a backhand. Going overboard is one thing but putting your woman in a coma may be taking it a step too far. To acquire a better understanding of at [...] Continue Reading…
Because you shouldn’t have to tell her twice
As an introductory guide to our now ever widening community, we here at SlapYoBitch.com would like to give you a brief overview as to what you are going to be learning in the months to come. Simply because, with the art of backhanding you can never get enough practice. Messing up is not an option.
Over the last [...] Continue Reading…
We all know that once in a while women need slapping, backhanding and slapping again. It’s the simple nature of things, dating back to prehistoric times when the alpha males of the group would backhand women in order to prove their authority. We here at SlapYoBitch.com figure it’s time to bring this custom back to the world and fix the balance of things.
With guides, [...] Continue Reading…
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